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Eng1371
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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Eng1371 » 06 Oct 2014 23:31

ok
how good are you at licking balls and sniffing ass at the same time your membership may depend on your answer! :D

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Tribalist » 07 Oct 2014 00:14

Dear (Insert Applicants name here)

Your application is currently on Hold pending review of your Computer rig.

As a Member of FUCKUP (FinFleet User Computer Kibitz Under Preforming) Team it falls on us to solve Member Computer Problems, we require you to provide specifications of your rig for us to determine if you are qualified to fly our internet space ships. after all IS is serious Business!

Q1. PC or Mac?

Q2. Operating system?

Q3. CPU type and rating?

Q4. Ram what type and how much do you have?

Q5. What type of Video Card do you have? How much Video Ram on the card?

Q6. Fixed Disk size?

Q7. Does your computer come with a cup holder? if so what Brand? i.e. CD, CD-RW, DVD etc

Q8. Do you use Ubantu or Red Hat or Unix or Lunix or whatever its called this week?

Q9. Windows Users: Do you know what Windows update is and where to find it?

Q10. Do you know what a recovery Disk is? And do you have a current one?

Thank you,

Your application can only proceed after you submit the required information.
Note a Processing Fee of 500 Million ISK to Tribalist will move your application from my "Don't Bother me with this Shit" pile to my "Check this out" Pile.
1 Billion ISK to Tribalist will move it to my "Deal with this shit RIGHT THE FUCK now" pile of paperwork.

Note: Actually sending isk has no bearing on your application being processed so answer the Questions already. PDT_Armataz_01_37

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by LakeEnd » 07 Oct 2014 09:19

To join FINFL a picture of the applicant is required to verify the identity.

If you could take a pic holding a sign "noobie loves getting his ass creamed by klezz" ?

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Tribalist » 07 Oct 2014 16:46

WHERE is my EVE poem?

I thought this Dutch boy had his finger in a dyke now it looks like he's all wet.

so sad! PDT_Armataz_01_23

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by omgdutch2005 » 07 Oct 2014 23:34

Gayyy?

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Zantrei Kordisin » 08 Oct 2014 03:48

you people are horrible
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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Tribalist » 08 Oct 2014 04:45

Zantrei Kordisin wrote:you people are horrible
No.. no.. no..

We just really care! you know what happens if we don't care? Overman, and Bobo!! Thats what happens!

Somebody must stand guard at the gate, must stop the riffraff err.. applicants! and in a quiet voice ask, "Are you wearing panties?"

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Baracuda » 08 Oct 2014 18:49

LakeEnd wrote:To join FINFL a picture of the applicant is required to verify the identity.

If you could take a pic holding a sign "noobie loves getting his ass creamed by klezz" ?
Uuuh jeahhhh 8)
Just one thing is better then damage… MORE DAMAGE.

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Tribalist » 08 Oct 2014 21:31

I'm worried to be honest...

His buddy just knocked it out of the park with his sexy poem, made me all sweaty and breathy.

Hope he has an EPIC MS Paint or Poem,.. There can be only one

Oh wait this is NOT Highlander Online..

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Bakuhz » 09 Oct 2014 13:19

roses are grey, violets are grey,
fuck this shit im color blind thats gay,
stabber thorax avatar they all plug your little star,
gaylente faggeration bite the pillow cause when im finished you all be playing with my widow.
running around with stabs, is only done by humongous faggs.
B-R i rather play with my little star.
lube or dry it was mroe gay in asakai.

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by LakeEnd » 09 Oct 2014 13:58

This guy is totally in

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Tribalist » 09 Oct 2014 17:14

LakeEnd wrote:This guy is totally in
I dunno Lake, his poem may have revved my space engine but I'm still waiting for his MS Paint... and he hasn't finished the computer questions...
Maybe he can't follow instructions.. may be he has problems with primary colors or can't draw a straight line.. These are CRITICAL tests Lake.

We don't want him phoning this in..

Just saying

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Zantrei Kordisin » 09 Oct 2014 22:54

I think the poem is superb! No need for an mspaint I think
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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Apollo428 » 10 Oct 2014 19:04

do you have time today for a interview?

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Bakuhz » 10 Oct 2014 19:28

sure

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Apollo428 » 10 Oct 2014 19:53

Bakuhz wrote:sure

can u come on nc ts?

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Bakuhz » 10 Oct 2014 20:15

tada im there is used my gay wand of smooch

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Re: application Bakuhz

Post by Lord Hamish » 11 Oct 2014 08:56

Apollo428 wrote:do you have time today for a interview?
Sure i have time
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