BEER vs. VAGINA!!!

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BEER vs. VAGINA!!!

Post by Veest » 31 Jul 2009 17:08

There are no losers...really.

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11.. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc. One point to BEER

1 7. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it. One point to BEER

20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER


Final Score: 11 BEER, 8 VAGINA
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Re: BEER vs. VAGINA!!!

Post by klezz » 31 Jul 2009 20:41

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Having a 10 second jap car is like coming out of the closet.
In the beginning it´s a surprise, but in the end you are still gay.

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Re: BEER vs. VAGINA!!!

Post by Veest » 31 Jul 2009 21:49

klezz wrote:http://www.thehun.com eh.

Aye, fraid so.
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Re: BEER vs. VAGINA!!!

Post by Antti » 02 Aug 2009 01:30

klezz wrote:http://www.thehun.com eh.
Join the club.
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Re: BEER vs. VAGINA!!!

Post by Tonoppa » 14 Aug 2009 07:41

Klezz is gay
TG Fury.

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Re: BEER vs. VAGINA!!!

Post by nashau » 05 Jun 2010 16:07

lol I need to see this movie ^^

9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat

apparently its my favourite :P
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

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